Peter, texting: You don’t have to sign your name on texts.
Steve, texting: Dear Peter, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Steve Rogers.
(via sheafrotherdon)
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
when you finally get to try something you see all over your instagram feed. shoutout to @jceglinski for always indulging my foodie needs. (at Mercato Kitchen & Cocktails)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br5d-WCgsY9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1icyudxe7io2o

(Source: every0ne-dies-alone, via sensualitypromise)
(Source: weheartit.com, via oruivo)
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think he thought he was hiding. silly chow chow. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrOAFJbAKE4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ogz9hyq0thvh
SUGEE.